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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy if you get a gemstone implanted in your chest people will just assume it is the source of your power and attack it, they don't even take a second to consider maybe you wanted a gemstone implanted because it looks cool. that is why you should never let anyone into your life. 3:34 pm 15 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.1K Retweets 8.4K Likes
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy over the years people shoes have evolved to have lights and wheels while horse shoes haven't changed one bit, still some metal half circles or whatever, get it together horses, time to innovate. 12:22 pm 10 Sep 2019 Twitter Web App 180 Retweets 711 Likes
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy i'm not going to learn the difference between poisonous animals and venomous animals and i sure as hell am not going to keep track of which animals bit me and which animals i bit. 2:18 pm 26 Sep 2019 Twitter Web App 1.4K Likes 336 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy one can not live on vengeance alone, you have to have a healthy balance of revenge and betrayal, people tend to forget about treachery and retribution but they are also very important in maintaining a vengeful lifestyle. 4:07 am 23 Oct 2019 Twitter Web App 346 Retweets 783 Likes
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy you would expect that something called a tree frog would be a combination of tree and frog elements but it is mostly just a frog. i don't know what to tell you, life is just an increasing sense of disappointment. 2:19 pm 16 Oct 2019 Twitter Web App 986 Likes 260 Retweets >
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy don't think eating breakfast burritos is the halloween lifestyle? what if i told you instead of breakfast time it's the witching hour. 9:41 am 1 Sep 2019 Twitter Web App 452 Likes 98 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and be thought a fool, speaking requires too much effort when you could be using that energy to think of all the fool activities to do, such as eating a poison berry and falling down a well. 1:54 pm 3 Oct 2019 Twitter Web App 791 Likes 222 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy throwing a handful of ice cubes at someone is indistinguishable from ice magic. 4:46 am 28 Sep 2019 Twitter Web App 1.2K Likes 340 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy i don't know who needs to hear this but you can smelt your uneaten halloween candy into ingots and store it for the winter. 5:01 am 21 Sep 2019 Twitter Web App 2.4K Likes 637 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy just opened a bag of potato chips and a spring-loaded boxing glove punched me in the face, doesn't seem to be a promotion for anything, this is just the world we live in now i guess. 12:35 pm 4 Sep 2019 Twitter Web App 1.5K Likes 295 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy failure is just a learning opportunity. getting tangled up in the pieces of the mousetrap board game is just a learning opportunity. having the label on the jar of magic beans you just bought fall off to reveal the words poison beans' is just a learning opportunity. 3:43 pm 14 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 598 Likes 142 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy stop saying i need to make more eye contact, no one wants to touch your eye. 12:43 pm 29 Aug 2019 Twitter Web App 718 Likes 237 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy if you approach the claw machine only hoping to win a prize you are missing out on the true joy of slightly moving objects around. 5:03 pm 24 Aug 2019 Twitter for iPhone 3.6K Likes 766 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy saying to someone "you can't tell me that" is so good because what are they going to do, tell me that? 6:15 am 19 Aug 2019 Twitter Web App 528 Likes 144 Retweets
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy if your fridge doesn't have an egg tray you can just duct tape a bird nest in there, nature provides. 1:52 pm 2 Aug 2019 Twitter Web App 147 Retweets 696 Likes
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